Choreographer Disabled

DARLINGS! Not that we have that many in this country but after all we have a very good few but this one flew-in from an European destination accompanying his all Lankan artist Friend who lives and paints under the English weather.

But it was love at first sight for our Lady of Charities (so we may call her LOC) who in fact was all in to 'lifting up the fallen' (well her charities are not connected to the Salvation Army).

It was all pink and rosy dears! For the threesome.

I mean LOC the painter and the man who danced himself into both of their hearts. So it was all tough work for the choreographer who had to go to the extent of training not-so-abled people too to dance and after all some of them were on wheelchairs.

Some of our leading dancers too joined the band wagon but later pulled out saying that too much was expected free by LOC for her charitable self.

Coming from a VIP family (with almost one V less these days) it is only natural no? That people of LOC's calibre expect everybody to contribute everything free of charge, though nothing will come free from theirs.

But the story from all sides is that when something is organised to raise funds for one charity or the other everybody is expected to do their bit all free while exorbitant rates are being charged from the public to view the charitable product.

The lady concerned however has a good reason to do what she is doing "Oya dhas ganag viyadam karala vikara weda karana ayata mage me ping athe wedakata dayaka wunahama mokada wenne?" (These people are spending millions on mad things, so what's harm if they spend some money on my charitable projects?), laments LOC.

However getting back to the choreographer factor. It is like this. My Dears! The choreographer and the companion is running around me Colombian's Colombo saying that LOC has given them a bad deal by promising higher payments as her 'not so able shows' progressed.

The man is screaming foul now saying that on her insistence he did even train a local BOY 'every step of the way' and in recent times when he has hiked-up the charges for the current production of LOC's charities underway, the lady has created a bit of a stir, me Colombian was told.

"Mayee not a BIT of a whatever Darlings! It was a quite a stir it seems Aney, said one of the former dancers that was involved with those charitable dance projects.

But added in LOC's favour a line, saying that the choreographer was already paid 'Handsomely' and he was grumbling for more. Later the choreographer has joined another charitable project while doing his steps with LOC claiming that he has to work elsewhere too, if he is to keep his 'Home fires burning'.

This has apparently created even a bigger stir and this time LOC has used the services of that 'BOY' who was trained to dance in European style by the choreographer for LOC's charities 'To do the dirty work'.

The BOY apparently has done a bit of a 'Bali Thovil' it seems, you know the one that is done by the ones from down South to drive away the devils (when it suits them).

The choreographer has tried hard to brace the situation but you know how it is no when our 'NUMBERS' gets going? They won't spare their kith and kin even meya! So the choreographer was shown the door by LOC saying that the 'BOY' is not willing to work with him.

"Hell of a how do you do? This is", the choreographer was screaming recently saying that LOC should have thrown the BOY out.

After all, it was the choreographer who taught whatever steps that the BOY is hopping about with today. "But she decided to kick me out instead". Aiyo! Hell of a hullabaloo only. Insiders say that the core of the matter has nothing much to do with what appears on the surface it seems.

Myeee! The real thing is a bit juicy though you know no! How is it? when women and women and their men from the past gets involved? Me Colombian of course only can imagine of such matters. Yeaas!

It seems, this down South charity that the choreographer is all dancing about is steered ahead by a leading actress (here comes my favourite subject, My Dears!) and LOC who has an actress of her own for a friend found that her actress is apparently at logger heads with the other actress who is heading the down South charity.

Now you see My Dears! May be the financial factor that is been hurled around has no base after all? But for many who knows LOC, this actress factor seems like a facade, me Colombian is made to believe that the money factor may be the bigger issue but LOC is dragging in the actress bit to cover-up the real thing.

The actress concerned, I mean the one on the charitable project down south (LOC's actress is also in a bit of a NGO muddle it seems, me Colombian was told) Aney Darlings! Balanda giyahama me hamoma baratama ping athey weda.

Hm, hm ohoma heming yang baratama hira wenda issella! (Come to think of it all these people are into charity in a big way no? But let's thread slowly before we get stuck in any charity muddles in a big way?).

Now, now what was it that me Colombian was rambling about? Oh this actress thing no? Well! 'I don't know why' (No, no! nothing to do with that song sung by those glucose boys) however the two actresses have never seen eye to eye because, the one's in the film industry are saying, that they have always hopped from man to man in exchange.

All hey day stories Meya! Me Colombian thinks it is all unfair these 'Kathandara' "Katandara nemeyi meya ova okkama issara wechcha Huta-Pata" (those are not gossip my dear, they are all old stories which actually happened in those days) said to me Colombian, another actress from that era who is still on screen even in this era.

Now to hit the nail on the head, let's get the hammer first! It seems that the two actresses never got along yesteryear, the following years or any year for that matter, so it is the same this year too and me Colombian was told that the NGO actress has told LOC to create a bit of a rumpus with the choreographer, so that he will drop out of the Southern charity and everything will buckle-up that project.

But the choreographer is all 'Tickety Boo' with the actress heading the Southern charity and has refused to budge.

As a penalty to his refusal, LOC upon meeting the choreographer at a party has loudly declared that he should not 'Pinch' dancers from her projects to be used in the Southern charity. Mayee! half of me Colombian's Colombytes have been looking on (much to their delight).

Mayee was not the choreographer mad at that declaration? Oh me, oh mayee! He was doing his own 'Dhummala Warama' (I think it is some kind of dance where one uses a strong smelling smoke to ridden oneself of the devils) "Ha, ha! After all, I am the one who trained them and now she has the audacity to tell me not to use them for other projects", the choreographer was doing an overture for a change.

Myee Dears! This is one hell of a 'Thovil Maduwa' (an overnight ritual in villages held to ridden the village of its demons) with all the elitist Colombytes of me Colombian's Colombo looking on while adding a bit of 'Lunu Ambul' here and there.

But Darleengs! They all Hob-Nob together no? But waiting as if don't know anything. Haiyo, haiyo what for the telling Girly girl, all these people same only. Know only to keep the ear and go and tell in the backside.

"Ears are there to hear only no?", screams Girly girl while adding her bit of 'Lunu Ambul' to the curry. The charitable one I mean.

But for me Colombian, I am in a bit of a quandary to understand how these Colombytes are all over each other when its all 'pink and rosy' and pull out their daggers when the 'clouds set in'.

My Goat! I also not knowing no how they are doing this? Adds Kandy Tony "first like honey only, telling something wrong about the other one will eat my heart only. When enemies say something nice same treatment only".

Yes, Dear Tony! me Colombian wrapped up by adding "Best thing is not to say anything", after all it is NOT OUR BUSINESS NO ANEY?